I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. Especially since it happens so infrequently. The above was certainly an instance of my being completely wrong though.
If I were to construct an excuse, I would say that Moon says so many incorrect and ludicrous things on a daily basis that my default listening mode is colored with a certain amount of distrust. I don’t have any excuses though, nor will I type them out as hypotheticals in this post (anymore). I was wrong. This soup sounds very wrong too the more I look into it.