“Special” Delivery

When this happened, it was your typical WTF moment. I mean, who hides from the delivery man… especially when you’re expecting and looking forward to the delivery.

The very next evening though I was watching the news and saw video footage of multiple FedEx impersonators robbing people’s homes. Scary shit. So maybe Moon hiding isn’t as crazy as I thought.

Of course, as she reads this I’m sure this is the first she’s heard of that particular impersonation crime and that it has nothing to do with why she was hiding like a weirdo… but you know, plausible deniability and what not.

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