For any of you that guessed that this would all end in tears; congratulations! You have a foresight that I did not. I innocently believed that I would wash down my delicious burger with an icy cold drink of silence. Foolish, foolish me.
In the end though, everyone was alright and many thrill park memories were made. Plus, there is probably a cow out there somewhere that gets to live another day thanks to my being denied a burger. Enjoy life while you can dear cow. I’m still hungry and my belly never forgets. You know what they say; Revenge is a dish best served medium rare.