Who is John Cena? He’s a 16 world champion that you cannot see. He’s the Doctor Of Thuganomics, The Face That Runs The Place and the voice of Baron Drarxum in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He’s also one hell of a patriotic Marine looking MFer that has the American flag spray painted on the back of his jorts. Why though, is he suddenly living in China?